David’s Farm Blog

This is a follow up to last years 25 combines  This picture comes from Brazil. This farmer, Blairo Maggi, sows about 180,000 hectares of soybeans each year in the State of Mato Grosso.  Thanks to Silvio Regis de Oliveira for the post.

A followup post to pink tractors from last year.  Many thanks to Joanna & Phil Ader from Loogootee, Indianna for sending pictures of their 1944 Case SC.


And another from the archives - The pink panther

Amphibious Valtra C Series tractor is ideal for working on a wet, new peat bog. More…

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time) .

Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

Law of Bio mechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Murphy’s Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.