A father watched his young daughter playing on the farm. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over […]
A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, “What is that you just […]
A farmer goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans * one bag of chips * one pack of burgers * one tub of ice cream * one cake * one case of beer * one pint of milk. He takes them over to the checkout, and the girl looks at […]
For all you cowboys out there: Don’t squat with your spurs on.
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A gynaecologist, on the verge of burnout, decided that the crippling cost of malpractice insurance was the last straw. Hoping to find another career where skillful hands would be considered an asset, he decided to look into becoming a diesel tractor mechanic. He signed up for evening classes at TAFE, attended diligently and learned all […]
Remember the first rule of intelligent tinkering - Save all the parts
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Hi one and all. Welcome to David’s farm blog. I have been farming for about 30 years - a tough business at times, so any outlet for a little humor is a good thing. If you can see the lighter side of a tough situation, then farming is for you. On the other hand”if at first you don’t succeed, then […]