Entries from October 2007

Friday, October 26th, 2007

Cost of living rises

I was reading  a farm journal the other day about the increasing costs of living. I figured it still beats the alternative……
Think about it.

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Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

Chores before breakfast

A boy who lives on a farm is awakened by his mother tells him he won’t get breakfast until he does his chores. One of his chores involves feeding all the animals. While he was feeding the animals he takes out his aggression on some of them. He kicks a chicken, a cow, and a pig. When he finished […]

Sunday, October 14th, 2007

Handy Farm Hints No. 22

If at first you don’t succeed -keep trying. It may well be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

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Friday, October 12th, 2007

John Deere Tractor Crash

A friend emailed me these pics, but no info. Does anyone have any details about this accident. Please post comments….

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Friday, October 12th, 2007

Ice Cream Van

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Friday, October 12th, 2007

Meaty Bites Diet

I have dogs and I was buying a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and standing in line at the check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in […]

Saturday, October 6th, 2007

Handy Farm Hints No. 18

When estimating the water left in your farm dam, never test the depth with both feet.

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Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007

Farming Chicks

                    
A farmer goes into a farm supply store and orders two hundred chicks, explaining to the owner that he wants to start a chicken farm. Two weeks later, he returns to the store and buys another two hundred chicks. The owner is curious, but doesn’t say anything. The same thing happens when the farmer […]