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Chores before breakfast

October 16th, 2007 · No Comments

A boy who lives on a farm is awakened by his mother tells him he won’t get breakfast until he does his chores. One of his chores involves feeding all the animals. While he was feeding the animals he takes out his aggression on some of them. He kicks a chicken, a cow, and a pig. When he finished his chores his mother just gives him a bowl of dry cereal. When he asks why, his mother tells him that he didn’t get any milk because he kicked the cow. He didn’t get any eggs because he kicked the chicken and he didn’t get bacon because he kicked the pig. Right then his father comes in and kicks the cat. The boy looks at his mother and says “Would you like to tell him or should I?”

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