David's Farm Blog

A farmer walks into a John Deere dealership. He browses around, then spots the perfect tractor and walks over to inspect it. As he bends to touch the undercarriage, a loud fart escapes him. Very embarrassed, he looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed his little accident and hopes a sales person doesn’t pop up right now. As he turns back, there standing next to him the sales manager.Good day, Sir. How may we help you today?
Very uncomfortably he asks, “Tell me, what is the price of this new tractor?” He answers, “Sir, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when I tell you the price.