Entries from June 2008

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

First Kiss

It’s your First Kiss and several questions might come to mind:
Is it the right time?
Is anyone watching?
Does your partner even want to?
Is your breath fresh?
AND,—Should you use some tongue?
Then you say . . ..
‘What the heck!’ and Just Go for it!!!

Thanks to Cheri for this fun pic.

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Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

A Farmers Will

Estate and succession planning is one of the most challenging issues for all farming families. Here is one farmer’s response to the challenge.
I LEAVE: * To my wife I leave my overdraft- maybe she can explain it. * To my daughter Equity on my tractor - now she’ll have to work to meet the payments. […]

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

The Farmers Sons

A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car. His father says, Son, come with me.
He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, That tractor is needed […]

Saturday, June 7th, 2008

Walking Tractor

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Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

You Know You Own an Old Tractor When..

You install a hand-washing sink in the garage.
Your three-year-old asks “is this greasy” before he touches anything lying in the garage.
You dream of a tractor shed with more parking than your garage.
You are qualified to debate the relative merits of various brands of hand cleaners.
You have a larger assortment of lubricants, cleaners, and fuel and […]