A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. “Your trouble is probably in the carburetor,” said the cow.Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the […]
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This just in….. I like the show, so pass it on and go for it guys……David.
THE FARMER WANTS A WIFE
CASTING CALL
CALL FOR FARMERS LOOKING FOR LOVE!
Following the incredible success of The Farmer Wants a Wife in 2008, the Nine Network and FremantleMedia Australia are now casting farmers for their third series.
We are searching nationally for […]
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Ain’t no trash in my trailer since the night I through you out
You wanted to get hitched, but my heart is filled with whoa
Baked my sweetie a pie, but he left with a tart
I lost my honey bunny on a bad hare day
She chews tobacco, but she didn’t choose me
The peach I picked in Georgia […]
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