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More Country Music

August 13th, 2008 · No Comments

Ain’t no trash in my trailer since the night I through you out

You wanted to get hitched, but my heart is filled with whoa

Baked my sweetie a pie, but he left with a tart

I lost my honey bunny on a bad hare day

She chews tobacco, but she didn’t choose me

The peach I picked in Georgia didn’t cling to me for long

Don’t want that floozy in my jacuzzi

I found the recipe for heartbreak in a cookbook on your self

Now that we’re miserable, I hope you’re happy

See original Country Music post from six months ago

Tags: Fun Stuff · Jokes

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