David's Farm Blog

A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his
four year old son standing at the fence with wide-eyes, soaking in the
whole event.

The man thought to himself, “Great… he’s four years old and I’m
gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the
gun – I guess I’ll let him ask and then I’ll answer.”

After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said,
“Well son, do you have any questions?”

“Just one,” gasped the still wide-eyed lad. “How fast was that calf
going when he hit that cow?”