David's Farm Blog

Looking to expand your Country music collection, checkout some of these all time favorites? Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye (Pardon Me) I’ve Got Someone To Kill I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2 If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I’d Cry […]

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A short man walks in to the bar and begins to tell the bartender his story: Well, he theths, I wath driving down thith country road, when I thaw a thine that thaid “horth for thale”. I jutht happened to be looking to buy a thorth, tho I turned up the driveway to thee about […]

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Dear Son, I’m writing this slow ’cause I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved.Won’t be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here […]

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A farmer goes to the local farmware store to buy some insecticde. He hold up a box and asks the store manager, ” Is this stuff good for beetles?” The manager replies, ” NO, it’ll kill ’em”

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A 2007 study found that the average Australian walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Australians drink an average of 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Australians get about 41 miles per gallon.” Not bad !

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A farmer walks into a John Deere dealership. He browses around, then spots the perfect tractor and walks over to inspect it. As he bends to touch the undercarriage, a loud fart escapes him. Very embarrassed, he looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed his little accident and hopes a sales person doesn’t […]

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A man owned a small farm in Australia. The Department of Industrial Relations claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent to interview him. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”, demanded the agent. “Well, there’s my hired hand who’s been with me […]

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A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four year old son standing at the fence with wide-eyes, soaking in the whole event. The man thought to himself, “Great… he’s four years old and I’m gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the […]

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A boy who lives on a farm is awakened by his mother tells him he won’t get breakfast until he does his chores. One of his chores involves feeding all the animals. While he was feeding the animals he takes out his aggression on some of them. He kicks a chicken, a cow, and a pig. When he finished […]

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