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  Welcome to David’s farm blog. I have been farming in Australia for about 30 years - a difficult business at times, so any outlet for a little humor is a good thing. If you can see the lighter side of a tough situation, then farming is for you. Over time I hope to develop this site with interesting and unusual farm stuff, cool links, funny movies, pics, lots of humor and any info about farming. Bookmark this page & visit again whenever you feel like a laugh. This is another Farmnet webpage. Click here to start your free webpage at Farmnet

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