David's Farm Blog

The farmer wants a wife 2009

david — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:40:33 +0000

This just in….. I like the show, so pass it on and go for it guys……David. THE FARMER WANTS A WIFE CASTING CALL CALL FOR FARMERS LOOKING FOR LOVE! Following the incredible success of The Farmer Wants a Wife in 2008, the Nine Network and FremantleMedia Australia are now casting farmers for their third series. We are searching nationally for [...]

Hot Inter blows tractor pull

david — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:10:55 +0000

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More Country Music

david — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:01:44 +0000

Ain’t no trash in my trailer since the night I through you out You wanted to get hitched, but my heart is filled with whoa Baked my sweetie a pie, but he left with a tart I lost my honey bunny on a bad hare day She chews tobacco, but she didn’t choose me The peach I picked in Georgia [...]

Stuck sprayer

david — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 06:15:48 +0000

Pulling out a stuck Rogator.7mins30secs addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fdavid.farmnet.com.au%2F2008%2F08%2F02%2Fstuck-sprayer%2F'; addthis_title = 'Stuck+sprayer'; addthis_pub = '';

Don’t try this at home

david — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:07:41 +0000

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Tractor Collector “10″ Commandments

david — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:02:31 +0000

Thou shalt not store thy tractor out of doors, except for thy modern iron. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors tractor, nor his shop, nor his battery charger. Thou shalt not love thy tractor more than the wife and children; as much, but not more. Thou shalt not read Antique Power on company time, for thy employer makes [...]

John Deere mud fun

david — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 11:47:52 +0000

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Tractor Accidents

david — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 05:21:22 +0000

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First Kiss

david — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:41:31 +0000

It’s your First Kiss and several questions might come to mind: Is it the right time? Is anyone watching? Does your partner even want to? Is your breath fresh? AND,—Should you use some tongue? Then you say . . .. ‘What the heck!’ and Just Go for it!!! Thanks to Cheri for this fun pic. addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fdavid.farmnet.com.au%2F2008%2F06%2F25%2Ffirst-kiss%2F'; [...]

A Farmers Will

david — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:33:49 +0000

Estate and succession planning is one of the most challenging issues for all farming families. Here is one farmer’s response to the challenge. I LEAVE: * To my wife I leave my overdraft- maybe she can explain it. * To my daughter Equity on my tractor - now she’ll have to work to meet the payments. [...]

The Farmers Sons

david — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:26:16 +0000

A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car. His father says, Son, come with me. He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, That tractor is needed [...]

Walking Tractor

david — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:30:58 +0000

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You Know You Own an Old Tractor When..

david — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:52:42 +0000

You install a hand-washing sink in the garage. Your three-year-old asks “is this greasy” before he touches anything lying in the garage. You dream of a tractor shed with more parking than your garage. You are qualified to debate the relative merits of various brands of hand cleaners. You have a larger assortment of lubricants, cleaners, and fuel and [...]

Now thats a bog

david — Tue, 13 May 2008 03:33:53 +0000

From Goonyella Riverside coal mine in the Bowen Basin south west of Mackay, Queensland, a 340 ton Cat 797B is stuck big time. addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fdavid.farmnet.com.au%2F2008%2F05%2F13%2Fnow-thats-a-bog%2F'; addthis_title = 'Now+thats+a+bog'; addthis_pub = '';

Farm Tractor Wheelie

david — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:08:41 +0000

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You May be a farmer if….

david — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:07:01 +0000

You maybe a farmer if…. - Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife. - You convince your wife that an overnight, out-of-state trip for equipment parts is a vacation. - You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations. - You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with [...]

Sort of Dunno Nothin

david — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:14:20 +0000

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Cat Climbs - amazing backhoe operator

david — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:43:00 +0000

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Toy train

david — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:58:13 +0000

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now. because this is the last stop! And all [...]

Road closed - Gleaner breaks back axle

david — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 12:13:16 +0000

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