Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

A Farmers Will

Estate and succession planning is one of the most challenging issues for all farming families. Here is one farmer’s response to the challenge.
I LEAVE: * To my wife I leave my overdraft- maybe she can explain it. * To my daughter Equity on my tractor - now she’ll have to work to meet the payments. […]

Saturday, June 7th, 2008

Walking Tractor

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Thursday, April 10th, 2008

You know that tiny little window in the back of a combine harvester

Another email with no details - can anyone guess how this happened.

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Sunday, March 23rd, 2008

John Deere fun in the mud

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Friday, March 21st, 2008

Handy farm hints No 33

Tractor drivers: patience is the ability to idle your motor when you
feel like stripping your gears.
Letting the cat out of the bag is easier than putting it back in.
Farmers: its not the pace of life that concerns me, its the sudden stop
at the end.

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Sunday, March 16th, 2008

Farmer cuts off own arm to survive


South Carolina farmer Sampson Parker amputated his arm with a pocketknife when the arm got stuck in a piece of farm machinery and his efforts to free himself sparked a fire that threatened to burn him to death.

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Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Handy Farm Hints No.31

Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgement comes from experience and alot of that comes
from bad judgement.
There are three kinds of farmers - the ones that learn by reading,
some learn by observation, and the rest of them have to pee on
the electric fence to find out for themselves.

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Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Farmers & Tractors - accidents & bogs will happen


Movie from Europe(7mins)

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Sunday, March 9th, 2008

Corn field chase

Police chase a guy through a cornfield

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Sunday, March 9th, 2008

She Thinks My Brand New JCB Is Sexy


Top Gear go bush

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