David's Farm Blog

A farmer walks into a John Deere dealership. He browses around, then spots the perfect tractor and walks over to inspect it. As he bends to touch the undercarriage, a loud fart escapes him. Very embarrassed, he looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed his little accident and hopes a sales person doesn’t […]

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A man owned a small farm in Australia. The Department of Industrial Relations claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent to interview him. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”, demanded the agent. “Well, there’s my hired hand who’s been with me […]

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Great sick movie named “Evil Aliens” (2005).Jake West is the creator/producent.This movie has a lot of blood (18+) [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/504178/evil_aliens_combine_harvester_scene.swf” width=”400″ height=”345″ wmode=”transparent” /]

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Nothing about farming – insane uphill 4X4 challenge from Iceland (7min) [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.liveleak.com/player.swf?autostart=false&token=726_1193276702″ width=”450″ height=”370″ wmode=”transparent” /]

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I was reading  a farm journal the other day about the increasing costs of living. I figured it still beats the alternative…… Think about it.

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I have dogs and I was buying a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and standing in line at the check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in […]

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                     A farmer goes into a farm supply store and orders two hundred chicks, explaining to the owner that he wants to start a chicken farm. Two weeks later, he returns to the store and buys another two hundred chicks. The owner is curious, but doesn’t say anything. The same thing happens when the […]

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A father watched his young daughter playing on the farm. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over […]

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