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You Know You Own an Old Tractor When..

June 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

You install a hand-washing sink in the garage. Your three-year-old asks “is this greasy” before he touches anything lying in the garage. You dream of a tractor shed with more parking than your garage. You are qualified to debate the relative merits of various brands of hand cleaners. You have a larger assortment of lubricants, […]

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You May be a farmer if….

May 7th, 2008 · 1 Comment

You maybe a farmer if…. – Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife. – You convince your wife that an overnight, out-of-state trip for equipment parts is a vacation. – You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations. – You have ever had to wash off […]

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Fertilizer Club

April 19th, 2008 · No Comments

Funny email I wanted to share: JOIN THE FERTILIZER CLUB – FREE! This letter is being sent to you because we know that you are critically interested in the condition of your lawn. This is a fertilizer club that will not cost you a cent to join! Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top […]

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Handy farm hints No 33

March 21st, 2008 · No Comments

Tractor drivers: patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears. Letting the cat out of the bag is easier than putting it back in. Farmers: its not the pace of life that concerns me, its the sudden stop at the end.

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Handy Farm Hints No.31

March 15th, 2008 · No Comments

Always drink upstream from the herd. Good judgement comes from experience and alot of that comes from bad judgement. There are three kinds of farmers – the ones that learn by reading, some learn by observation, and the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence to find out for themselves.

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Aussie Fuel Economy

February 8th, 2008 · No Comments

A 2007 study found that the average Australian walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Australians drink an average of 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Australians get about 41 miles per gallon.” Not bad !

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Handy Farm Hints No 29:Homemade BioDiesel

December 16th, 2007 · No Comments

You can easily make biodiesel at home and use it with your existing diesel car or tractor. It will actually run smother, and lubricate your engine, thus extending its life.

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Handy farm Hints No. 27

November 17th, 2007 · No Comments

Timing has alot to do with the outcome of a raindance.

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Handy Farm Hints No. 22

October 14th, 2007 · No Comments

If at first you don’t succeed -keep trying. It may well be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

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Handy Farm Hints No. 18

October 6th, 2007 · No Comments

When estimating the water left in your farm dam, never test the depth with both feet.

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