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Small Town

September 4th, 2010 · 2 Comments

You Know You’re From A Small Town When. • The local phone book has only one yellow page. • Third Street is on the edge of town. • The “road hog” in front of you on Main Street is a farmer’s combine. • You leave your jacket on the back of the chair in the […]

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Farmers Sign Language

May 20th, 2010 · No Comments

A farmer drives across his field one day in his tractor, when half ways across the field the tractor breaks down. “Damn it” he said. He sees his wife in the farm yard feeding the chickens, he catches her attention and shouts to her and signals with his hand that he needs a pair of […]

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Farm Jokes

February 22nd, 2010 · No Comments

An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, “You’re pretty good with numbers, Keith. How many sheep do you reckon are in that paddock? “The accountant looks at the sheep for a moment and says, “One thousand, eight […]

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Laws of Ultimate Reality

October 27th, 2009 · No Comments

Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. Law of Gravity Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of […]

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Greenies at it again

August 18th, 2009 · No Comments

The chief woman ‘Greenie Tree-Hugging Activist’, who was responsible for getting horses banned from National parks and State forests, was climbing a tree to have a look out over the forest when a Tawny Frogmouth Owl attacked her for invading its nesting site. In a panic to escape, she slid down the tree, getting a […]

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Abbott & Costello Farm Routine

May 25th, 2009 · No Comments

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Sheep Dog Conspiracy

March 29th, 2009 · No Comments

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John Deere Tractor Jeep

October 31st, 2008 · 6 Comments

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Mmmm Fresh greens

October 9th, 2008 · No Comments

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Farmers and their mad cows

August 28th, 2008 · No Comments

A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. “Your trouble is probably in the carburetor,” said the cow.Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the […]

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