Thou shalt not store thy tractor out of doors, except for thy modern iron.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors tractor, nor his shop, nor his battery charger.
Thou shalt not love thy tractor more than the wife and children; as much, but not more.
Thou shalt not read Antique Power on company time, for thy employer makes […]
You install a hand-washing sink in the garage.
Your three-year-old asks “is this greasy” before he touches anything lying in the garage.
You dream of a tractor shed with more parking than your garage.
You are qualified to debate the relative merits of various brands of hand cleaners.
You have a larger assortment of lubricants, cleaners, and fuel and […]
You maybe a farmer if….
- Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
- You convince your wife that an overnight, out-of-state trip for equipment parts is a vacation.
- You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.
- You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with […]
Funny email I wanted to share:
JOIN THE FERTILIZER CLUB - FREE!
This letter is being sent to you because we know that you are critically interested in the condition of your lawn. This is a fertilizer club that will not cost you a cent to join! Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top of the […]
Tractor drivers: patience is the ability to idle your motor when you
feel like stripping your gears.
Letting the cat out of the bag is easier than putting it back in.
Farmers: its not the pace of life that concerns me, its the sudden stop
at the end.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgement comes from experience and alot of that comes
from bad judgement.
There are three kinds of farmers - the ones that learn by reading,
some learn by observation, and the rest of them have to pee on
the electric fence to find out for themselves.
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A 2007 study found that the average Australian walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Australians drink an average of 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means, on average, Australians get about 41 miles per gallon.”
Not bad !
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Timing has alot to do with the outcome of a raindance.
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If at first you don’t succeed -keep trying. It may well be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
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When estimating the water left in your farm dam, never test the depth with both feet.
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For all you cowboys out there: Don’t squat with your spurs on.
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Remember the first rule of intelligent tinkering - Save all the parts
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