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Handy farm hints No 33

Posted in Fun Stuff, Handy Hints, Jokes on Mar 21st, 2008 No Comments »

Tractor drivers: patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears. Letting the cat out of the bag is easier than putting it back in. Farmers: its not the pace of life that concerns me, its the sudden stop at the end. addthis_url = ‘http%3A%2F%2Fdavid.farmnet.com.au%2F2008%2F03%2F21%2Fhandy-farm-hints-no-33%2F’; addthis_title = ‘Handy+farm+hints+No+33′; addthis_pub = ”;

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Handy Farm Hints No.31

Posted in Fun Stuff, Handy Hints, Jokes on Mar 15th, 2008 No Comments »

Always drink upstream from the herd. Good judgement comes from experience and alot of that comes from bad judgement. There are three kinds of farmers - the ones that learn by reading, some learn by observation, and the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence to find out for themselves. addthis_url = ‘http%3A%2F%2Fdavid.farmnet.com.au%2F2008%2F03%2F15%2Fhandy-farm-hints-no-31%2F’; addthis_title = ‘Handy+Farm+Hints+No.31′; addthis_pub = ”;

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