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Farmer Definitions

February 6th, 2011 · No Comments

1. A handy man with a sense of humus, 2. The only man who can lose money every year, live well, educate his children, and then die rich, 3. A man who is outstanding in his field.

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Farmers and their mad cows

August 28th, 2008 · No Comments

A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. “Your trouble is probably in the carburetor,” said the cow.Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the […]

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Tags: Fun Stuff · Jokes

Tractor Collector “10” Commandments

July 25th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Thou shalt not store thy tractor out of doors, except for thy modern iron. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors tractor, nor his shop, nor his battery charger. Thou shalt not love thy tractor more than the wife and children; as much, but not more. Thou shalt not read Antique Power on company time, for […]

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Tags: Fun Stuff · Handy Hints · Jokes

A Farmers Will

June 25th, 2008 · No Comments

Estate and succession planning is one of the most challenging issues for all farming families. Here is one farmer’s response to the challenge. I LEAVE: * To my wife I leave my overdraft- maybe she can explain it. * To my daughter Equity on my tractor – now she’ll have to work to meet the […]

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The Farmers Sons

June 10th, 2008 · 1 Comment

A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car. His father says, Son, come with me. He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, That tractor is […]

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Toy train

April 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now. because this is the last stop! And all […]

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Tags: Fun Stuff · Jokes