Posted in Fun Stuff, Jokes on Aug 28th, 2008 No Comments »
A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. “Your trouble is probably in the carburetor,” said the cow.Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the […]
Posted in Fun Stuff, Handy Hints, Jokes on Jul 25th, 2008 1 Comment »
Thou shalt not store thy tractor out of doors, except for thy modern iron.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors tractor, nor his shop, nor his battery charger.
Thou shalt not love thy tractor more than the wife and children; as much, but not more.
Thou shalt not read Antique Power on company time, for thy employer makes […]
Posted in Fun Stuff, Jokes on Jun 25th, 2008 No Comments »
Estate and succession planning is one of the most challenging issues for all farming families. Here is one farmer’s response to the challenge.
I LEAVE: * To my wife I leave my overdraft- maybe she can explain it. * To my daughter Equity on my tractor - now she’ll have to work to meet the payments. […]
Posted in Fun Stuff on Jun 10th, 2008 1 Comment »
A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car. His father says, Son, come with me.
He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, That tractor is needed […]
Posted in Fun Stuff, Jokes on Apr 22nd, 2008 No Comments »
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now. because this is the last stop! And all […]
