Farmer Style
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Zells 214ft planter
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Farming is the new black
Bringing the sexy back to Australian Agriculture by sharing positive farming stories and images. Thank you Alison Fairleigh addthis_url = ‘http%3A%2F%2Fdavid.farmnet.com.au%2F2011%2F09%2F24%2Ffarming-is-the-new-black%2F’; addthis_title = ‘Farming+is+the+new+black’; addthis_pub = ”;
Australian Agriculture – greatest story never told
2012 is the Australian Year of the Farmer And the American version “One Hungry Planet” addthis_url = ‘http%3A%2F%2Fdavid.farmnet.com.au%2F2011%2F08%2F21%2Faustralian-agriculture-greatest-story-never-told%2F’; addthis_title = ‘Australian+Agriculture+%26%238211%3B+greatest+story+never+told’; addthis_pub = ”;
Farmer Definitions
1. A handy man with a sense of humus, 2. The only man who can lose money every year, live well, educate his children, and then die rich, 3. A man who is outstanding in his field. addthis_url = ‘http%3A%2F%2Fdavid.farmnet.com.au%2F2011%2F02%2F06%2Ffarmer-definitions%2F’; addthis_title = ‘Farmer+Definitions’; addthis_pub = ”;
Dont try this at home
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What makes you think I need the manual?
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Farmers Sign Language
A farmer drives across his field one day in his tractor, when half ways across the field the tractor breaks down. “Damn it” he said. He sees his wife in the farm yard feeding the chickens, he catches her attention and shouts to her and signals with his hand that he needs a pair of [...]
Farmers Dog
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Jackass meets old Massey 510
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Farmers have balance
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The farmer wants a wife 2009
This just in….. I like the show, so pass it on and go for it guys……David. THE FARMER WANTS A WIFE CASTING CALL CALL FOR FARMERS LOOKING FOR LOVE! Following the incredible success of The Farmer Wants a Wife in 2008, the Nine Network and FremantleMedia Australia are now casting farmers for their third series. [...]
Tractor Collector “10″ Commandments
Thou shalt not store thy tractor out of doors, except for thy modern iron. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors tractor, nor his shop, nor his battery charger. Thou shalt not love thy tractor more than the wife and children; as much, but not more. Thou shalt not read Antique Power on company time, for [...]
The Farmers Sons
A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car. His father says, Son, come with me. He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, That tractor is [...]
Farmer cuts off own arm to survive
South Carolina farmer Sampson Parker amputated his arm with a pocketknife when the arm got stuck in a piece of farm machinery and his efforts to free himself sparked a fire that threatened to burn him to death. addthis_url = ‘http%3A%2F%2Fdavid.farmnet.com.au%2F2008%2F03%2F16%2Ffarmer-cuts-off-own-arm-to-survive%2F’; addthis_title = ‘Farmer+cuts+off+own+arm+to+survive’; addthis_pub = ”;
Farmers & Tractors – accidents & bogs will happen
Movie from Europe(7mins) addthis_url = ‘http%3A%2F%2Fdavid.farmnet.com.au%2F2008%2F03%2F15%2Ffarmers-tractors-accidents-will-happen-europe%2F’; addthis_title = ‘Farmers+%26amp%3B+Tractors+%26%238211%3B+accidents+%26amp%3B+bogs+will+happen’; addthis_pub = ”;
You know you’re a farmer when….
I read these in the UK Farmers Weekly. You know you’re a farmer when; Your front carpet is muddier than your drive. You have animals living in buildings more expensive than your house. You can remember the fertiliser rate, seeding rate,and yields on your farm you had ten years ago, but cannot recall your wifes [...]
