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Farmers Dog

Posted in Fun Stuff on Jul 26th, 2009 No Comments »

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Jackass meets old Massey 510

Posted in Comedy Clips, Dumb, Fertilizer hits windmill on Jun 1st, 2009 No Comments »

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Farmers have balance

Posted in Amazing, Fun Pics, Fun Stuff on Sep 26th, 2008 No Comments »

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The farmer wants a wife 2009

Posted in Fun Stuff on Aug 20th, 2008 1 Comment »

This just in….. I like the show,  so pass it on and go for it guys……David.
THE FARMER WANTS A WIFE
CASTING CALL
CALL FOR FARMERS LOOKING FOR LOVE!
Following the incredible success of The Farmer Wants a Wife in 2008, the Nine Network and FremantleMedia Australia are now casting farmers for their third series.
We are searching nationally for […]

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Tractor Collector “10″ Commandments

Posted in Fun Stuff, Handy Hints, Jokes on Jul 25th, 2008 1 Comment »

Thou shalt not store thy tractor out of doors, except for thy modern iron.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors tractor, nor his shop, nor his battery charger.
Thou shalt not love thy tractor more than the wife and children; as much, but not more.
Thou shalt not read Antique Power on company time, for thy employer makes […]

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The Farmers Sons

Posted in Fun Stuff on Jun 10th, 2008 1 Comment »

A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car. His father says, Son, come with me.
He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, That tractor is needed […]

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Farmer cuts off own arm to survive

Posted in Amazing, Fertilizer hits windmill on Mar 16th, 2008 No Comments »


South Carolina farmer Sampson Parker amputated his arm with a pocketknife when the arm got stuck in a piece of farm machinery and his efforts to free himself sparked a fire that threatened to burn him to death.

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Farmers & Tractors - accidents & bogs will happen

Posted in Amazing, Fertilizer hits windmill, Fun Pics on Mar 15th, 2008 1 Comment »


Movie from Europe(7mins)

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You know you’re a farmer when….

Posted in Fun Stuff, Jokes on Mar 4th, 2008 1 Comment »

I read these in the UK Farmers Weekly.
You know you’re a farmer when;
Your front carpet is muddier than your drive.
You have animals living in buildings more expensive than your house.
You can remember the fertiliser rate, seeding rate,and yields on your farm you had ten years ago, but cannot recall your wifes birthday.
Your fridge does not […]

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