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Farmers have balance

September 26th, 2008 · No Comments

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Tags: Amazing · Fun Pics · Fun Stuff

The farmer wants a wife 2009

August 20th, 2008 · 1 Comment

This just in….. I like the show,  so pass it on and go for it guys……David. THE FARMER WANTS A WIFE CASTING CALL CALL FOR FARMERS LOOKING FOR LOVE! Following the incredible success of The Farmer Wants a Wife in 2008, the Nine Network and FremantleMedia Australia are now casting farmers for their third series. […]

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Tractor Collector “10” Commandments

July 25th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Thou shalt not store thy tractor out of doors, except for thy modern iron. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors tractor, nor his shop, nor his battery charger. Thou shalt not love thy tractor more than the wife and children; as much, but not more. Thou shalt not read Antique Power on company time, for […]

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Tags: Fun Stuff · Handy Hints · Jokes

The Farmers Sons

June 10th, 2008 · 1 Comment

A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car. His father says, Son, come with me. He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, That tractor is […]

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Farmer cuts off own arm to survive

March 16th, 2008 · No Comments

[kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.liveleak.com/player.swf?autostart=false&token=e1d_1195889531″ width=”450″ height=”370″ wmode=”transparent” /] South Carolina farmer Sampson Parker amputated his arm with a pocketknife when the arm got stuck in a piece of farm machinery and his efforts to free himself sparked a fire that threatened to burn him to death.

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Tags: Amazing · Fertilizer hits windmill

Farmers & Tractors – accidents & bogs will happen

March 15th, 2008 · 1 Comment

[kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/ux4Y7k36Udo” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] Movie from Europe(7mins)

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Tags: Amazing · Fertilizer hits windmill · Fun Pics

You know you’re a farmer when….

March 4th, 2008 · 1 Comment

I read these in the UK Farmers Weekly. You know you’re a farmer when; Your front carpet is muddier than your drive. You have animals living in buildings more expensive than your house. You can remember the fertiliser rate, seeding rate,and yields on your farm you had ten years ago, but cannot recall your wifes […]

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Tags: Fun Stuff · Jokes